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Hopeful

Posted by funneemonkee - August 27th, 2013


The way things are looking, I'm going to be writing lyrics and singing in my friend's band. I'm excited and very hopeful.
This has the potential to be amazing.
I have a rough draft of a song right now. I need one more verse, a chorus, and maybe a bridge.
I really need a day off work... in the middle of a 17 day stretch with no days off.
Also why is it so fucking hard to get a hair appointment? I just need it cut, not dyed and styled.
Anyway.
New phone number and phone too, so no more dealing with irritating exes.


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Wait... a new NEW phone or the one you got a while back that you kindly texted me with? Because dealing with irritating slackers are far more better...

It was the one I Texted you with when I got it. Your lack of grammar hurt right there dude. You also haven't said a word to me since that day, jerk.

Incorrect, I've sent you a picture of pie...

You and your moTHERFUCKING PIE!!!!!!!!!!

I just realized something, tormenting you is fun and all but your post is 69...

Eat a dick Slack.
A bag of them.
A plague even.
A plague of dicks.

A plague of dicks? You sure you don't want some?

No thanks, I'm good.
*Sneaks down to open Basement of Dicks*

I always thought a ball pit in a basement would be hilarious...

That would be pretty badass.
Have a bar set up on one end so you have to swim through a sea of plastic balls to get to and from.
Imagine doing that wasted.
..........I need to go convince a bunch of rednecks this is a good idea now. I'll be back in a few hours.

They'll probably think you're the worlds smartest person!

I'll see if I can get video of it.

Worlds greatest video!

I told my mother and she told me to take my happy ass to bed.....

DO it anyways...

Dude, I don't know enough rednecks. i should just make a post on like craigslist or something.

Craigslist indeed!

Why are all your Art Favourites really shitty and lecherous?
What is wrong with you omg.

What business is it of yours to judge my taste in art?

I'm now interested in knowing why the one appearing as your third favorite by Shadman is "Elise"...

Hmm? I'm sure I've no idea to what you are referring.

I'm sure you're pretending to be funnee...

Whatever do you mean? Are you accusing me of being anything but sincere?

How dare you play coy with me!

Well we can't exactly play poker....

Of course we can play poker!

I don't know how to play poker.

As said, numero 3 on your favorites... http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/theshadling/elise

Explain yourself, Elise...

I have no desire to explain.

Alright, fine! Keep all the reasoning behind your hentai to yourself!

Does it really fuck with you that much dude?

Nah, I just enjoy idiotic conversations... but I would still like to play poker.

Dude I legit have no clue how the fuck to play poker.

I have a slight understanding... so your chances are just as good as mine!