Horny zombies... what a clever yet evil creation... EVIL!
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When I get my hands on you
I swear to god.
I
Will
Cut
Off
Your
Dick.
With a dull knife
You sick bastard
You'll have to get through my legion of Nazi zombies... and who cuts off a guys dick with a dull knife? That's just wrong...
And i'M SUPPOSED TO GET THROUGH THEM IN LATEX WITH CHAINS COVERED IN THIS FUCKING BANANA GOO?? dON'T EVEN MAKE ME BRING UP THE STUPID FUCKING ENCHANTMENTS FOR THOSE FUCKING fLYING mONKEYS YOU WANTED gODDAMNIT sLACK!!!!!!!!
Shh... I have to talk to my legion of Terracotta archers!
Why. Why the fuck do you even HAVE a legion of terra cotta archers???
I'm wearing LATEX DAMNIT SLACK! They Better not be about to shoot at me or I swear to god I'll burn you alive motherfucker
Well I have the entire Terracotta Warrior collection... you have to have them all... but yeah. I like the idea of blacking out the sun with a volley of arrows...
Let's do a recap... you are chained to a nuclear powered clock bomb wearing latex covered in banana goo surrounded by a wall of cages surrounded by horny zombies created by my creation of super soldier Waffen SS (they use the horny zombies as their dogs) followed by legion a legion of Terracotta Warriors and just beyond the nukes kill zone is me and my legion of Leopard 2s MBTs... good luck! Get me my flying monkeys and you can go...
I hate you.
With every fiber of my being do I hate you.
A plague of dicks upon you, sir.
A Plague of Dicks.
Hmm... I think I call it "horny zombies"... pratically the same thing... they are plagued... they all have boners...and... they're gonna be upon you if you don't get me my damn flying monkeys!
*holds up several unconscious flying monkeys by the tail*
NOW GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
I asked for a legion but seven... it's your "lucky" day...
Lucky? LUCKY????? AFTER ALL THAT SHIT MY DAY IS LUCKY????
Yep... I'm sending in the bugs! Right after I move my legions... bugs were never found of my legions...
I....
HATE...
BUGS...
YOUMOTHERFUCKERI'MGOINGTOFUCKINGK ILLYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm also going to call in the M.I. for shits and giggles... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWhrGGrs3Ow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWhrGGrs3Ow</a>
Enjoy the slaughter, oh wait, you're apart of it!
......My ghost will haunt you forever.......
You haunting me forever? Oh we shall have so much fun together!
No.
No fun.
Just hate.
Lots of hate.
And your soul shall be tormented till I'm sent to hell! WE SHALL HAVE FUN! Or at least I will...
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Ah yes, your tormented soul shall suffer long after I'm gone. Pretty much ghost Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, enjoy!
Ah yes, your tormented soul shall suffer long after I'm gone. Pretty much ghost Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, enjoy!
Ah yes, your tormented soul shall suffer long after I'm gone. Pretty much ghost Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, enjoy!
Ah yes, your tormented soul shall suffer long after I'm gone. Pretty much ghost Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, enjoy!
Ah yes, your tormented soul shall suffer long after I'm gone. Pretty much ghost Post Traumatic Stress Disorder! Enjoy!
Wow, guess this laptop sucks as well. ENJOY!
I'm like.. 900 kinds of done with you...
Alright, so much for haunting me then. See you in hell.
I'll be at the bar getting shitfaced..
I'll be bringing my legions...
I'm not paying for all of them. They're buying their own damn drinks.
Fallschirmfuchs
Heh... you're not going anywhere! Enjoy the chains...
funneemonkee
CHAINS? Damnit SLack I'm goingnto IKILL YOU WHEN I GET oUT OF THIS